lezbian-chic:

Governor elections are coming up really soon.

Your main tickets are:

Tx. attorney general Greg Abbott (R)

Senator Wendy Davis (D)


Abbott is for “traditional values” AKA against gay rights.

Davis is all for LGBTQ rights.

IF WENDY DAVIS IS ELECTED TEXAS MAY FINALLY LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGE BY NEXT YEAR.

ALL WE NEED TO DO IS VOTE!!!!!


REBLOG TO SAVE LIVES

Why don’t you guys be smart and stop voting for the leaders of America with your god-damned vaginas and dicks and vote for someone who will pull your fucking state out of debt and someone who has experience running an economy??

Jesus Christ, the government is a business. But uninformed asshats like you hipster, SJWs insist on voting with your crotch instead of the people who can fix the motherfucking economy. There’s a hierarchy of needs that are necessary for your state to function. Why don’t you focus on your welfare spending? What about being able to lower taxpayer funding? Why don’t you vote for someone who’s worried about border control to stop illegal immigrants from riding the system that [some] of you pay into with your hard-earned taxes?

But no. My crotch feelz. Fuck you. My super gay, trans roommate even manages to use the brain in her head over the one on her dick and vote for people better qualified to run a government.

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vambrace:

Do you think of me from time to time?

Only when I see a squid or a silly little rhyme.

*drops mic*

(via vambrace)



Abby: Uh-oh, I just got an ominous text from my dad…
me: What’s it say?
Abby: It says, “Come down here. I think you’ll want to see this.”
me: Doesn’t sound too bad.
Abby: I hope it’s bears! If it’s not bears, I’m going to be very upset.
me: …
me: …
me: …



Zen in iwakuni


thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

I’m an American and I call it ar-Kansas just because no one actually lives there and in no way ever is a silent s necessary. You’re not special Arkansas. Stop trying.

(via swaggity-piratepal)





anatomyofacannibal and my puppies having a late-night TC. Romance is in the air.