There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees
Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies
I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute
we’d probably already have hoverboards if we didn’t spend so much time arguing over whether women are people and if they should be allowed to do science
I mean yeah cause hover boards are more essential to life than basic fucking human rights.
you probably misunderstood this post
Hover boards are better than women or men or anyone for that matter.
I would give up my science for hoverboard.
Wow that is depressing.
okay but is that michelle’s fault for pushing for healtheir lunches or is it school districts’ faults for cutting corner by cutting calories but not making lunch any healthier?
let’s look into it.
Yes, thank you. Because yes she is pushing for a healthier lunch, but the schools still value football over feeding their students, which means that instead of providing enough healthy food to keep their students from starving, they are cutting down the amount of food available to fit within the caloric requirements … while then taking the money they saved to re-sod the football field for the third year in a row. Maybe new uniforms.
thank you for adding that. i really really doubted michelle wanted this to happen.
Football brings in money for the school. Football gets parents involved. Football keeps idiots jocks (most of them anyhoo) out of felonious trouble. It keeps 100+ students in healthy shape which is more than any other school sport that I’m aware of. Its politics and money. America runs on it. Of course the school is going to skip on meals for athletic endeavors. Feeding kids doesn’t pay the bills. Michelle should have left it alone. Kids are going to eat garbage regardless.
The stupid first lady just wants to feel like she contributed. Maybe she should have focused on after school care for disenfranchised children who have no one to watch them while their parents are working instead of getting a hard on over school lunch.
gaawd damb boi
http://i.imgur.com/mHpRgzo.gif Commence barf.
Macaroni being madeare you fUCKING KIDDING ME
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
One donut to rule them all. [mirachravaia]
how come no one ever talks about how hans was about to slice elsa’s fucking head off
its like every character in the movie was g-rated disney, except for hans, hans literally came straight out of game of thrones
the southern isles send their regards